From City Boy to Country Urchin

You know your kid's dirty when:

• his tears leave clean streaks down his cheeks
• people don't want to pick him up
• you don't want to pick him up
• bath time fun is replaced by serious scrubbing
• his clothes no longer come out clean in the wash
• you stop worrying about whether he'll catch something from his filthy favourite stuffed animal, who he takes everywhere